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[gogo Happy & Smile]

Hey JettComic

I'm sorry to hear that you suck so much at this Flash game. The fact that you aren't able to jump out of the way when the bosses come at you, or suppress a continuous flow of enemies by simply repeatedly tapping the fire button as you move forward, should not mean that the game reflects your poor performance by being given a low score. Perhaps if you had been born with reflexes, intelligence or the ability to adapt to an enemy's unchanging, cyclic attacks would have helped you here, but alas that does not appear to be the case.

By the way, I don't wish to know how you were able to compare the difficulty of this game to that of inserting a sea creature up your rectum.

[Robots Attack]

Fucking fun

Only got to level four so far, but that was only my second try. I going to get to level 10 or SO HELP ME GOD.

Heh. Next time make one with ships! I just think that would be more viscerally appealing than bunches of guys with jetpacks.

Good job, man!

GameBalance responds:

Good idea ;)

[MMPolarity Reconstruction]

Great game!

Awesome presentation, gameplay, etc! Adding the polarity idea was a neat twist. The only thing I would have liked to see would be a ducking ability, as that would have made killing some of those little bastards quite a bit easier to kill.

Again, great game!

Frankenroc responds:

I was trying to go for the classic feel, and classic MM never had that ability. Glad you liked it though.

[Terri: Culture of Death]

WOW, that was amazing!

Jesus Christ, I'm surprised you managed to fit that all in a 4.2MB file! There were parts with a lot of slowdown on my poor old computer, but rest assured that the quality was not lost on me. The explosions were the most realistic I've ever seen in a Flash movie, and the aiming system was jaw-drop awesome, just like MGS3! Bottom-line, this is the most amazing game I've ever played, rivaling that of other 3D marvels like Gunny Bunny! I anxiously await your next creation.

[Demonic Defence 4]

PLEASE let us change the quality!!!

Another great game, but unlike its predecessors this one was so graphic-intensive that it was rendered completely unplayable on my computer. PLEASE let us change the quality by right-clicking or through some sort of button on the screen, so that everyone can enjoy this great game!

[Element Saga chapter 3 B]

Wow

Excellent- unprecedented presentation and gameplay. Amazing job.

[Sparks]

Hah!

Beat it without looking at the instructions ONCE!!!:D

[Nightmare B4 Halloween 13]

COMPLETE guide!

Yes, I cheated. DO NOT READ THIS, as it contains spoilers!!!

You've been warned.
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lvl 1.
1. Doll changes from tan to green.
2. Left ear disappears.
3. Shadow on ground on the right disappears.
4. Tree branch on very left disappears.

lvl 2.
1. Axe in fat boy disappears.
2. Ear on fat boy disappears.
3. "Halloween Town" sign above pumpkin disappears.
4. The two orange rectangles on the illuminated green area are completely dark.

lvl. 3
1. The woman's shirt turns from red to blue.
2. The counter on which the child sits loses its tile seperation marks.
3. The cupboard above the child becomes one large door instead of two side by side.
4. The leftmost upside-down chair loses its legs on one side.

lvl. 4
1. The gap between the legs is gone.
2. The thin shadow to the right of freddy's feet is gone.
3. The garbage cans next to Freddy are gone.
4. The spot of light to the left of freddy's feet is gone.
5. The telephone pole in the top-left of the picture is gone.

lvl. 5
1. The axe has been inverted so that its head is on the right.
2. The picture on the left hallway wall is gone.
3. Wallpaper on the wall on wall on the very left of the picture has been added.
4. The reclection of the lights on the window at the end of the hall is gone.
5. The image of the far dead girl has been inverted so that her head is on the right.

lvl. 6
1. The picture below the one on the left wall is gone.
2. The tie on the man is gone.
3. The third picture from the right of the image has been removed.
4. The window frame in the left window in the background has been changed.
5. The glare of light on the right side of the clear glass window has been removed.

lvl. 7
1. The two rectangular grooves on the upper section of the door have been removed.
2. The picture above the bedside table is gone.
3. The bedside table is missing the leg furthest from the camera.
4, The bedpost closest to the camera has been removed.
5. The shadow cast on the wall by the bedpost furthest from the camera has been removed.

Hope this helps out those of you who are having trouble!

[Overrun]

WOW!!!

I've never seen a game like this outside of an arcade! This must have taken a fuckload of work! Good fucking job, man!

Denvish responds:

Oh, believe me, it did. I'm glad you noticed, thanks a lot for the review & 10

[Exmortis]

For god's sake, people!

He posted a URL to a walkthrough in his comments!!!